Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I feel like I'm gonna explode.

I'm not the only one who was cruel.

A lot of people go there when they can't get accepted anywhere else.

Would you like us to leave so you can try again?

You look terrific, Grandma.

You've broken my heart. I'm ashamed you're my grandson.

During the buttocks lifts, he motioned for my number.

I can't. You know when you can't believe something?

My mother spread them on the tiny windmill you built out of Triscuits.

I wouldn't worry about that. Grandma always said I was a little flighty.

- My son is an artist. - A nice way of saying loser.

Oh, please, there's enough food here to feed my entire village in Sicily.

Bridget's going to study at Oxford, England.

Great. I hear the commute from here's a killer.

It's OK. You've every right to be angry.

- Let's talk about last night. - Sure, Ma.

Did I just say that?

- I heard 'em come in hours ago. - I'll say good night to Bridget.

I'm all packed and ready to go.