Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, didn't you have any love when you were growing up?

Yeah, us too. We've been waiting over three years.

I want my baby now. Where's my baby?

Uh, Joe's my escort. Escort. I didn't say you could bring an escort.

Well, yeah. I mean, you saw him in the park with those kids.

I've already interviewed a nanny.

Okay. I need you to go with me...

Beautiful countryside up there, no? Oh, yes, it's quite,

Bill's a plumber.

By the time my kid graduates from college,

- They applied before you did. - But they told me I could cut ahead of them.

but... I'm going to have a baby.

Yes, I am. I filled out an adoption request a while ago,

I've applied to preschools. I hired a great pediatrician.

My problem is that there's also an eligible bachelor auction.

Yeah. [ Grunts ]

an extremely selfish and self-centered person.

I actually borrowed these from Dave.

Oh, that's from that one song. Matthew, we know.

I was still a little unsure about this adoption thing.