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Fine specimens, aren't they?
September 7, 2003. Hmm.
You have a very charming son, Madam.
Couldn't you just get a puppy?
"Oh! Baby hurt himself! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!" You like that?
it seems like you're, uh, babysitting Bill's kid...
Yes. You see, children need constant supervision and attention.
I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about Matthew monopolizing the monkey bars.
I would like you to say hello to our new son.
- How does he do that? - I think it's some sort of lotion.
Oh, so you want me to be there to slip that first dollar into your Speedo, Mr. James.
Here's 15 grand. Bid all of it that you need to.
"I'm Sure Bill Is Just Gonna Lavish It On Them All The Time."
unless I tune to your radio station.
Matthew, you're up too high. Be careful.
I have to get up on stage, and all these rich women...
Must be something about your voice. I get that a lot.
My God. What kind of sick charity charges $500 for orphans to eat lunch?
Four years? I could be married and have a baby of my own by then.
I'll be pretty close to... 50.
I forgot.
No, I'm asking an employee.
and non-integrated algebraic functions?
Where, exactly, is that?
Oh, don't cry, Cynthia. [ Crying Stops ]
or filing a restraining order against a crazy aunt.
He's practically unemployed. He told me so.
Say hello to Jimmy James, of Jimmy James Incorporated.
You get around a bunch of kids and all of a sudden you're acting like...
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