Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You get around a bunch of kids and all of a sudden you're acting like...
Fine specimens, aren't they?
Oh, don't cry, Cynthia. [ Crying Stops ]
I forgot.
Four years? I could be married and have a baby of my own by then.
My God. What kind of sick charity charges $500 for orphans to eat lunch?
Matthew, you're up too high. Be careful.
I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about Matthew monopolizing the monkey bars.
I'll be pretty close to... 50.
"Oh! Baby hurt himself! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!" You like that?
and non-integrated algebraic functions?
Oh, so you want me to be there to slip that first dollar into your Speedo, Mr. James.
Must be something about your voice. I get that a lot.
it seems like you're, uh, babysitting Bill's kid...
Where, exactly, is that?
No, I'm asking an employee.
I would like you to say hello to our new son.
I have to get up on stage, and all these rich women...
unless I tune to your radio station.
Here's 15 grand. Bid all of it that you need to.
He's practically unemployed. He told me so.
Yes. You see, children need constant supervision and attention.
or filing a restraining order against a crazy aunt.
You have a very charming son, Madam.
Say hello to Jimmy James, of Jimmy James Incorporated.
"I'm Sure Bill Is Just Gonna Lavish It On Them All The Time."
September 7, 2003. Hmm.
Couldn't you just get a puppy?
- How does he do that? - I think it's some sort of lotion.