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That's horrible.
She's a little tired.
Oh, well, I'd be honored.
The show was called Mister Ed, for the last time. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Yeah, well, it was first come, first served. Sorry.
Did you have trouble conceiving also?
Generally, my ladies in waiting and I get the Presidential Suite at Disneyland.
But you know, then I wasn't happy with that either,
Yes, of course we had love-- at very judiciously determined intervals.
You can't just set them down somewhere and expect them to entertain themselves.
[ Woman Laughing ]
I'm a limo driver. Sedan or stretch?
I seem to recall you wanting to have a baby not so long ago.
I don't know. They're out of stock or something. Let's go.
to my homosexual bachelor friend, Joseph.
and see the art collection on the second floor?
[ Bill ] If everyone's finished, I have an announcement...
[ Sighs ] The only cool thing about yachts...
Yes, I suppose you could. So what are you doing tonight?
is those carved, wooden topless chicks up in the front.
[ Charlie ] Love her baby.
If this were Logan's Run, I'd be Soylent Green by now.
I need to give love. I need a baby. End of story.
bid money to go out on a date with me.
I've answered hundreds of delicious personal ads.
good listening skills, a winning smile...
Beth. Beth. What the hell is he doing here?
You know, Bill probably came here this morning and bribed them all with lollipops.
Mr. McNeal, we have an extremely long list of people ahead of you,
two weeks later she breaks up with me.
Oh, uh, would the, uh,
We shall be back shortly. Watch the money, won't you?
Fifteen thousand dollars.