Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not selfish and self-centered, am I?
All right. Keep on going. Keep on going.
I'm sure Bill is just gonna lavish it on them all the time.
I suggest you act now, 'cause they are going fast.
Well, it's not as easy to find that special someone as you might think.
Will you be attending the royal cotillion this season?
Yeah. That's just what they want you to think.
that you're asking an ex-boyfriend.
Yes, I am. I'm going to have a baby.
No.
My name is Lisa.
I mean, it's indescribable.
The scarlet "A" that stands for "single dad."
Maybe you'd feel better if you crawled inside your skinner box for a nap.
- I'm sure you are. - I can't tell you how happy I am.
It doesn't work like that. I'm worried that I won't get enough money bid on me.
Okay.
Oh, God, I can't believe I have to do this.
Just think-- In a few short hours,
You are so precious.
Wow! You're hardly even showing.
Our first bachelor has attributes that include...
[ Chuckles ] Am I right, or am I right?
Dave, parenting is something you can learn as you experience it--
Anyone?
I have no idea who you're talking to.
Stretch. Cool. Let's go.
Had one. Asphyxiated while trying to run away.
No. My husband's name's also Bill.
Jimmy is a lifelong bachelor.
Tell me about it. And as if that wasn't bad enough,