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Anyone?
My name is Lisa.
I mean, it's indescribable.
Tell me about it. And as if that wasn't bad enough,
All right. Keep on going. Keep on going.
The scarlet "A" that stands for "single dad."
It doesn't work like that. I'm worried that I won't get enough money bid on me.
Had one. Asphyxiated while trying to run away.
[ Chuckles ] Am I right, or am I right?
that you're asking an ex-boyfriend.
Our first bachelor has attributes that include...
I have no idea who you're talking to.
Jimmy is a lifelong bachelor.
Well, it's not as easy to find that special someone as you might think.
I suggest you act now, 'cause they are going fast.
Will you be attending the royal cotillion this season?
Just think-- In a few short hours,
Oh, God, I can't believe I have to do this.
Yes, I am. I'm going to have a baby.
Yeah. That's just what they want you to think.
- I'm sure you are. - I can't tell you how happy I am.
Maybe you'd feel better if you crawled inside your skinner box for a nap.
No.
Wow! You're hardly even showing.
No. My husband's name's also Bill.
Stretch. Cool. Let's go.
I'm not selfish and self-centered, am I?
You are so precious.
I'm sure Bill is just gonna lavish it on them all the time.
Dave, parenting is something you can learn as you experience it--
Okay.
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