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I guess that greased the wheels a little.
[ Chuckling ] Yeah, sure we do.
I'm Bill McNeal, a radio personality.
and so I just threw out the whole damn yacht entirely. [ Laughs ]
Anyways, who needs a little baby running around the place,
but at least I didn't waste it watching reruns of Ed the Horse.
Look, being loved isn't enough for me anymore.
Actually, I think Bill just might make a terrific father.
Strangest thing.
let's face it, i'm not getting any younger. if this were logan's run, i'd be soylent green by now.
Here, see? Here's your "duchesshood" title certificate right here.
[ Crowd Exclaiming ]
And maybe you'd feel better if you crawled into someone's lap...
Well, then, no. Thank you.
It's not like that.
Dave, I'd like you to be there to witness the miracle.
You said you thought he'd be a great dad.
Well, actually, he's my driver's driver,
Oh, my God, monkey bars! [ Baby Crying ]
Well, do I hear 15,100?
- Oh, I know, Bill, but-- - I mean, I've called endless sex lines.
Oh, well, I love you too.
I'm adopting a baby.
- That's my driver. - Your driver?
- So, we're all set. - We are? Oh, I'm so relieved.
Don't worry. He's not going anywhere. I've got his car keys.
Well, from the looks of this,
It says so in the duchess manual. Yeah, that's right.
I can't believe you're encouraging him.
By the by, where do you winter? Oh!