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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, it certainly did.
Bill, I've never seen you as the fatherly type.
The gymnasium was taking up so much space I had to have it removed from the yacht entirely.
Now, who would like to start the bidding?
And when will the next window of opportunity open up?
You know, Bill, hiring a prostitute to call you "Daddy"...
You mean, I'm not gonna get to take one home today?
No, you're not!
After me? I'm touched.
Yes, well, that was different.
[ Giggling ] Nighttime. Daytime.
And I even decided to splurge on a diaper service,
Man, she's really got this thing nailed!
You know, you're right.
No, she already rented that to some kid...
- Why not? - Actually, I don't know why not,
[ With English Accent ] So, Greater North Chesterborough, you say?
I'd be flattered. No, no.
You'd be honored?
- For what? - Your adoption notification.
I hear Rue McClanahan's in the audience.
till she tried to set fire to my hair while I was sleeping.
Why? Bill's gonna make a great father.
- I have to wait four years. - Why?
Hello, Charlie.
Can't you just check? I'm sorry, Mr. McNeal.
You get off the freeway when you see the statue...
You know, I do not understand you men and your babies.
Smile, Jennifer.
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