HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
GUIDES
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
GUIDES
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I'm sure they deserve a baby just as much as I do.
It's okay. He's cool. She's right, I am. Watch.
That is a result of successful child rearing.
Isn't that right, Joseph?
He must be warping them on the inside...
Hey. How'd it go?
Papa, don't preach.
I briefly had a window of opportunity for an auspicious birth.
if this were logan's run, i'd be soylent green by now
Just as I thought--
you know, falling down, tripping over things, hurting himself.
Thirty-seven. See?
and assets in excess of $5 billion.
- Well, why now? - I'm not exactly getting any younger, Lisa.
No, this is just ridiculous, Bill. I mean, you don't know how to be a father.
Uh, Bill, you do realize that a diaper service cleans the diapers.
What do I hear? Anyone?
No, I'm pretty sure that wasn't me. Yes, it was you.
Bill has just randomly decided that he wants a baby now.