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Uh, Bill, you do realize that a diaper service cleans the diapers.
Isn't that right, Joseph?
if this were logan's run, i'd be soylent green by now
Hey. How'd it go?
It's okay. He's cool. She's right, I am. Watch.
and assets in excess of $5 billion.
you know, falling down, tripping over things, hurting himself.
I'm sure they deserve a baby just as much as I do.
What do I hear? Anyone?
He must be warping them on the inside...
I briefly had a window of opportunity for an auspicious birth.
No, this is just ridiculous, Bill. I mean, you don't know how to be a father.
Thirty-seven. See?
Bill has just randomly decided that he wants a baby now.
No, I'm pretty sure that wasn't me. Yes, it was you.
Papa, don't preach.
- Well, why now? - I'm not exactly getting any younger, Lisa.
Just as I thought--
That is a result of successful child rearing.