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He was great. I mean, maybe this will fill a hole in Bill's life.
Uh, well, we should have known this was gonna happen.
- About a month. - A month? That's all?
Look, Bill really wants this, all right?
Should I bring my camcorder?
of Elias Chesterborough-- a lovely man. No peeking.
First we approve you, then we get a child when one is available for you.
I've drawn up a babysitting schedule for little Billy Jr.
No, Bill. You'll be 75.
So go ahead and point. I'm having this baby.
That's okay. I can get plenty of cat naps here at the office.
Fine. I'll see you in three or four years.
Well, I-- I actually do feel bad for you.
I'm, uh-- I'm with the duchess of Greater North Chesterborough.
an actual human life will be my responsibility.
I have to tell you, Lisa, despite all my bravado...
Just make sure you bid enough to make me a hot property.
[ Crowd Exclaiming ]
- Thanks. Wanna have a baby with me? - Not that bad.
to a $500-a-plate charity luncheon for orphans.
and I want all of you, my closest companions, to--
Oh. Oh, indeed.
Hey, Bill, who is your friend? This is Cynthia.
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