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Like father, like son.
No, it's a fluke. Anybody can be cute. Watch.
And he loves kids, and isn't that the only prerequisite for being a parent?
You bought a duchesshood? Nah.
Ohh! I hurt myself.
What would a country estate be without a stable?
Hello, little one.
doesn't qualify you to be a father.
You don't approve of single parents.
Matthew?
You know, you can make fun of my childhood all you want,
Bill, I love you. I know, Matthew. Look, Charlie.
Oh. Hello, Cynthia. [ Crying ]
They don't change the baby for you.
I can't believe he's going through with this.
No, but I'm expecting. How wonderful. When's it due?
Oh, like who? That plumber out there?
That's not how it works, Mr. McNeal.
Hello, Cynthia. Aren't you a cutie? [ Crying Stops ]
We'll be back in two minutes with more on that fatal midtown bus crash.
I calculated that the time was right.
Well, it sounds to me like you're talking about Lisa Miller.
Background, financial statement, credentials, references--
- It's quite magnificent. - Oh, I'd adore it.
Is this some kind of special park...
Thanks.
Look, I couldn't be more ready.
three hours a day with a pack of flash cards...
You're gonna need to study that.
I'm her, uh, you know, bachelor friend.
Rich people don't go to Disneyland. They don't?
Who would like to make the first bid?