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the blue hair ballots, right?
Three-pack-of-Kleenex Rachel?
that you would be interested in
You go to New Hampshire and you attach some electrodes
- Would that be a problem? - Yeah, it would.
- Can't be made of cashmere... - My apologies, ma'am.
Selina Meyer prepares to step
Can... can we say that it was just an error?
We need, like, a hospital or a school or a factory.
- I think they were deprived of fresh air at birth.
Oh, because you're holding a fire hose.
- How does this work for us? - He might endorse Selina,
I am so pleased that we can count on your support.
well, it's just gonna be so much fun.
- Who is saying this? - The Post.
'Cause she is. Let's vote her out
God, can't we just take 'em out?
In just 15 minutes' time
Beautiful shoe for a beautiful...
so that really wouldn't work, would it?
- What about Durham? - The numbers are the same
into the most powerful shoes in the world...
Look, Dan, I know you probably wanna gloat,
Sir, what are you doing in here?
No, while you were sleeping, Mike.
- and their chicken-frying wives? - Shh.
- What should we do? - We can hit the phones real hard.
Shit! I gotta go.
I'm trying to remember what it is.
Okay, whatever the fuck. What man is named Leslie, for fuck's sakes?
Delete that.
It's good we won Dixville Notch.
What does that mean? Is that a yes?
Thank you very much, Mr. Chief Justice.
- We're gonna have to go to New Hampshire now. - Excellent idea.
Congratulations, Madam President.
after I'm done with this swearing-in business.
Congratulations, ma'am. First female president.
Ma'am? You're now only a point away from Chung.
- The oath I have taken today is a solemn one. - Excuse me, excuse me.
- Who was that? - Oh, uh, do you know Rachel Marsh?
Thank you, sir. I'm in your debt forever.