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- Hi oh, hi. - Hi, hello, again.
and I just wish I'd have been here earlier to advise you.
I, Selina Catherine Meyer, do solemnly swear...
- Ma'am, are we ready? - Er, yes.
in the perfect life of a perfect woman.
Ma'am? Uh, taking Leslie Kerr away from State
It's not gonna be Canada, and I wanna get rid of Leslie Carr.
- Kelly. - Richard Splett.
Yeah, I rule.
Oh, my God. What have you done to me, Kent?
- I'm so proud of you, Mom. - Oh, honey bunny. Thank you so much.
Thai lady-boy made head of sweatshop.
Okay, God damn... ahem.
Otherwise I'd have to have you killed.
- Leslie Frazier, the coach for the Vikings... - Huh?
No, we agreed that would be a PR disaster.
Yeah, I need a your experience, buddy.
Listen, let 'em sulk. I mean, who's gonna notice?
as New Hampshire makes its voice heard...
He's got old people coming out of his ass.
No, you weren't. None of that is true. What are you talking about?
- I'm sorry? - You should have questioned the name.
- Sure. - Ma'am, can I say
the office of President of the United States...
No, ma'am. The entire world would notice that.
No fucking way! What? Oh, God.
Here it comes... celebrity support for Selena Meyer...
That is powerful stuff.
Yeah.
- And then, could you guys get out of here? - Sure.
All right, call Amy right now and tell her I need a photo op or something.
has freaked the Iranians out. They trust him.
Well, it's just 'cause, you know, we happen to have
- Sorry to interrupt. Your Honor. - Yes.
Well, I've had them ever since.
Fuck ME Sideways
- Yes, I did. - No, not really.
If you mean to say yes, then say yes. You're the fucking yes-man.
by being President of the United States...
In my opinion, this is a very smart move...
So help me, God.
Imagine what she could do in 24 hours.
Okay? Now... I am the most powerful person in the world.
Ma'am, I don't wanna piss on your bliss, but...
that I am just honored to be a part of your team?
Ma'am? That was amazing.
- is the fact that it's... - Fireproof? Is that right?
She has no fucking energy, ironically.
The rumor is the rumor came from us, all right?
Dan! What the fuck is this?