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Thank you, and God bless America.
That's all right. Let's move on to the detachable inner portion
Now obviously the most important aspect of the suit
Kent. Just kidding, Kent.
our thoughts are with him and the outgoing First Lady.
Do you remember that time in New York when you said
because you're still campaigning to be president.
What's going on? What are we hearing? Is there any news?
Isn't this plane amazing?
And so to recap, after her inaugural address,
that could spook the markets.
They only got one vote left in 'em, we need it.
that person's name turns out to be.
He could bring in the senior citizens.
- Okay. - Okay? Just not a hospice.
No, that won't happen.
Yeah, everybody wants to fuck 'em, too.
You know, I told you when I was telling you
She found some fucking energy now.
- Amazing speech. - Yes, it was.
You know, 'F' this, Shove your whatever into your what...
Now let's work hard and win this puppy, yeah?
- What? - We've gotta go back to DC.
- How are you? - Fine.
I've got so many staples in this box.
and will to the best of my ability...
The oath will take place tomorrow at 12:00 noon.
while insulting 9/11 victims.
- How much time do I have to think about it? - Two seconds.
Keep your voice down.
- This is not your manhole. - I'm moving in.
Oh, wow. That is... that is tough.
- That's so touching. - Isn't that cool?
It looks horrible. She looks like she's in Flashdance.
Oh, will he agree to that?
Kent, your rhetoric, as always, is inspiring.
with victory now confirmed for Governor Danny Chung,
Thank you so much, Senator Suck-up.
Okay? See, I'm on to you already.
as long as you happen to be president.
Well, then you better possible-ize it, Dan.
Holy shit. It's like Lolla-fucking-palooza.
I need a protein... where's Gary?
Yeah, except there's no bridesmaids to fuck.
And you can't hire anyone named Jonah.
I'm talking about the first redhead press secretary.
I am the president!
That's good to hear.
- Whew... - You told me you'd midwife me through this campaign.
No, you're not. You need a bigger office... that's far away.
Madam President. You asked me to swap out
Alternatively, goodbye forever.
Don't get too concerned about New Hampshire, ma'am.