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I want that polling place to look like
America will have its first female president.
It just destroyed me.
- I have no idea. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
into the history books with a squeaky-clean speech.
He´s useless He´s a one inch cock!
Play up to New Hampshire's already inflated sense of self-importance.
You've got me buried so far into the West Wing,
Red-hot Rachel from the Speaker's Office?
- Ooh, wow. - There's one of me fuckin' a chicken
Can't be made of tissue paper.
What are you talking about?
- Do you remember that? - Yeah.
Oh... no, I'm just gettin' started.
I'm just going to make the shot a little better.
Couldn't have done it without ya.
- Okay, that's bullying. - Well, why don't you take it up with the president?
It's good, you know? She's the people's president.
Wow, I didn't expect it to happen like this, right?
I wasn't sleeping.
I never said that.
All right.
Do you want me to tell you which of those two to fire?
I want an assistant, a gopher, a servant.
She's about to ascend.
It was a mishearing
- Hey, ma'am? - Yes?
No, Selina said this is gonna be my office.
Hey, you know what, go? We have to be careful, though,
- a desk actually in it. - I don't want your office next to mine.
You understand that you will need to resign?
The River Dan.
- I'm so happy to be ave to see this. - I'm so happy it's me.
Uh, why are you laughing at that one?
Yeah, like a Snapchat presidency.
Got it? No fuckups.
And you got a good beanie on, too.
Ye.
Ma'am...?
- Are you seeing this on Twitter? - ...as your president...
and then meet with the Joint Chiefs of Staff,