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I ace the SATs, and you drop out of college.
and I'm trying to get us out of it, but I need to focus.
[loud sipping continues]
if we do this right.
Dad?
What are you talking about? Sam just left.
-I-- -I mean, you can choose to tune all this out,
She's in the hospital cactus garden.
I'm home, and it's two weeks from now.
Well, I'm sorry I almost died at a bad time,
-[Becca] Alma -[Camila] Alma!
morphine-drip head trauma type of thing.
Good job, kiddo.
What do you say? Ready to go home?
I win at the swim meet, and no one cares because you cut yourself--
Hey.
Why would Sam be coming to my wedding?
What's happening?
[Alma panting]
-Everyone's happy? -No, Mom!
[Camila] Alma!
Alma! Alma!
-What partly what? -What?
-All your special doctors and your special classes! -You think I wanted that?
-Probably a while, yeah. -[Jacob] No.
Okay. Okay. None of this is real.
[Camila] What were you doing not wearing a seat belt, hmm?
I just wanted one year that was about me, and you ruined that.
-Okay. [scoffs] -We have so much wedding planning to do!
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