Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Y'all some lazy motherfuckers.

- When did that happen? - A few weeks back.

Come on, man, I'm going to work.

All right, see, you're under 13 and shit.

to the colonel's favorite charities.

I feel that it's--

You go for the belly, the dick or the ass area.

Don't look at me like that.

I tell dickhead the truth,

You know where you're going.

I heard what you said at Comstat the other day.

I have outside of my advanced class

"Lex went up the alley,

No, Tiff dropped it, so it's dropped.

the leave-no-child-behind stuff getting spoon-fed.

However, if those orders were to change,

You have no idea how much we appreciate this.

Major Crimes. May I help you?

Yeah, but that's nothing.

there's me, but if you'd rather,

but the shit that actually goes on?

Baltimore City Police Department.

'Cause it's like-- what is it-- hypocrite-- hypocritical.

or what goes on under me in the Western,

How about we just let this ride,

Carcetti-- ugh. I don't even know the man.

What level are you on?

Well, I guess we're going to find that out together, aren't we...

How do you get 1/3 of a car?

Step out of the car.

- Ha ha. Yeah! - You feel like winners?

Some Jamaican woman says you had her stopped

- Can you get him a square corner? - Easy.

If he thinks about it,

about putting shit on the damn street.

maybe half a dozen reading at grade level.

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We've gotta make sure he's from New York first, right?

it do kind of defeats its own purpose.

got hotels out of the ass.

what's left on this package so I can re-up.

through the chain of command.

Man, that's bullshit, all right?

I might have to set up a meeting with this character.

I'm asking who used the Mcleyvier be?

Shit doesn't play out any differently...

- Look who home! - Michael.

You guys got a good convention center?

That will get the bad taste out of your mouth.

- Where Ma at? - Upstairs.

but he ain't coming back."

Ah, I never made it past 10.

Ah, that felt good!

call it the "Baltimore Miracle" or some shit.

I’m outie, 5000

Let me tell you something, Bunk:

she got me on this short leash right now.

But I'm a soldier too.

or enforcement strategies,

to these New York people in full effect...

It was like we schooling them.

The new mayor calls you up,

So, Rashad has 82 apples...

I have to say, I've never seen kids like them

Naw, I just gave it to him.