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It's me, lovebug.
Garry shandling, billy crystal,
"when she (bleep) rover took over
Absolutely not. You've got your sense of humor from me,
I'm not ready to let you go just yet.
You use comedy as a defense mechanism,
(makes farting noise)
Not to me. Everyone is always trying to be funny or cool
Ha! I win!
But I still need to find a way
Blindly and without question?
Now, don't misinterpret my advice again.
Adult adam: Turns out my fake cake for mr. Woodburn
Favorite? Wow. Thank you.
I have failed as a mother, literally.
I don't get it. What's the joke?
Why not? Since when is being nice a bad thing?
We never break the half-a-tank threshold.
God, I can't wait to get out of this house
My gum, my rules.
No way!
Fine. Barry, I will buy your portion of the van,
Where are the damn huggies?
Amateur hour.
Adult adam: Meanwhile, erica had a plan on how to defeat my dad,
For sure, bro. You're not funny.
¶ and that's when she said
David sirota isn't funny. He's ridiculous.
Pal, you're funny, but comedy is personal.
So, I literally wouldn't be here
¶ 'cause the law don't change another's mind ¶
But funny's my thing.
¶ I gave her my jacket 'cause she was cold