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If your mailman Just disappeared on you?
In a hurry?
Hey, pet him if you Want to, frasier,
What could A woman expect from An evening with you?
"Next stop--dweebville."
I'm going swimming Right after lunch.
Who's lilith?
Right when your wife Was about to pants sammy With her teeth.
Or how many women You've been bad to.
* You want to be Where you can see *
[Motorcycle engine roars]
Yeah, as a matter of fact, He was in here A couple hours ago.
Where's that Ball-peen hammer?
I think She's overreacting.
Glass of water there, Please, woody.
And a lot more Efficiently.
Boy, that really Steams me.
Besides, i've already missed One appointment with lilith To make love.