Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Right. Since the last meeting...

There's people starving in the world, which I hate. It's a waste.

I'm just trying to think of AV/Duck puns

Stop looking up her skirt.

How many times have I told you There's a special filing cabinet for messages from Rob

You're a twat, Gareth. A twat and a knob end.

we all are, aren't we?

good luck to them but their hands are clean, while I'm down here in the office

I said, "if head office try and come here to interfere they've got me to contend with.

Thou shalt not steal unless it's only 12p.

David Brent, I presume!

- Roaches. - Caught you, drug addict.

Have you advertised the forklift driver's job?

It's the people. Investment in people. Yeah?

- There's nothing... - be straight with us.

as you are aware, there are going to be redundancies.

Or I could just apply for another job.

WALTON YOU OLD SLAG

It's not like I'm out again tonight with oggy.

and they're doing their bit counting the money,

Er... I need a tonnage price on matt-coated sra1.

- David? - I wasn't.

Just the 2 postive reviews for me last night then

We're like Vic and Bob, and one extra one

Yeah, it's all right here,

Ricky Howard from the temping agency.

- I did fax you one this morning. - Dont think we got a fax, did we Dawn?

Gareth, it's only a trifling matter.

Didn't know that.

Just the 8 threes for curry last night then

ow many times have I told you there's a special filing cabinet for job applications from the burke family?

and now's the time to stop putting Gareth's possessions in jelly, all right?

Can I have the mail, please?

Let it go onto answering machine.

then maybe you should adhere to the ongoing confidentiality agreement

Er... right. I am aware of the rumours that have been circulating,

So what does redundancy actually mean?

This guy does the best Ali-G impersonation.

Present company excepted. Is Neil concerned about redundancies?

I couldn't give a shit.