Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

TAKE IT OUT OF TAXPAYER CASH

- It's not a question of trust. - It is a question of trust, Malcom.

I got them off Nobby Burton who comes round with a suitcase.

I've told him the same as you.

- Can you just tell us? - Yeah. All right.

This is the sort of work we're doing.

Hypocrite warning.

Obviously we get through a lot of paper.

- Oh.....ok go on. - No no no no, listen David. Don't panic.

- It wasn't on your desk. - It was overlapping.

- I'm not counting. - Aren't you?

- The they have to....does he understand....go on. - David.

but it's not company policy...

She said you were a good laugh and, you know...

All right. What is it, time of the month?

- Been with us for ages, haven't you? - Yeah.

"Ricky. No, Ricky!" what was his girlfriend's name on eastenders?

...redundancies. Now, it is true or not?

No. You and I don't decide.

Then why isn't it in my hand?

Oh kill some..well..They'll think you're the murderer. It's got your name on it.

Yeah? I'm out here in Africa -

You're such a sad little man.

you can't muck about there - thats one of the rules

I was in the territorial army for three years,

And every lunchtime!

I suppose I've created an atmosphere where I'm a friend first

But, er...you know..

They're going, "who's that nutter?" "That's my boss."

No. Under this regime, Jenny, this will not leave the office.

and it's come down to the calculator.

Gareth Davies, assistant regional manager