Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, these, they're just painted on there.

Uh, Comic Book Guy, you're under arrest for the possession of illegal videos.

- She makes me laugh. - Here I come!

Please to note, this is no ordinary comic book.

Then we have much to discuss.

I'll pass. Beer is the nectar of the nitwit.

It says here he's the movie magician behind Creepshow...

I'll be right down.

There's a price break at a thousand.

You need to avoid stress. Now what kind of work do you do?

I must warn you that once this next tape starts...

You know what would be good with these?

But we'll reduce the sentence if you put your pants on... fast!

Yep. And we haven't been to school in days and days and days.

Mr. Simpson, it hurts!

Why, you ill-mannered sack of crap!

If you spill soda on it, the drops fly off harmlessly onto lesser comics.