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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Sorry, Son. - Thanks for the tip-off.
Too much raw bacon.
Hotchie-machie.
What I do for my allowance money is nobody's business.
Whoa!
A $50 bill?
Your choices are beer and, uh, egg soakings.
- Got that right. - Yes!
Yes, well, we're a perfect match.
So how many you need- 500, 600?
I don't know. It came with the house.
Can't go on describing symptoms much longer.
# How a young heart #
Nobody'll buy those. Your store smells.
But she's not around!
Alien Autopsy. Illegal Alien Autopsy.
Maybe there is room in my store for romance comics.
Looks like we're down to our last 10 bucks.
Take that, Messieurs Barnes and Noble.
All those tasty memories flooding back.
Why you ill mannered sack of crap
You're right. Give me a minute. Hmm.
And you're pushing me around like a Playskool corn popper.
Ew. How long has this baking soda been in here?
Tough break, toots. I need a man who answers to no one.
Looks like our lifetime ban just expired.
Well, you've changed me, Agnes.
These are never supposed to leave the station.
Thank you.
Your yellow-bellied ratting will be held in the strictest confidence.
Son, I know it hurts. I still remember my first lifetime banning.
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