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Only IN NEW YORK!
Saints over Bucs? -I'll Pretend I Didn't Hear That
If you think you can drug me and play, you've got another thing coming.
-I got it. Chew gum. -I hate gum.
In my office, in the hallway...
Yeah, we're talking this way.
Another interesting confrontation. This could be spicy, bring him over.
It would be costly, difficult. We'd have to send away for some special, really tiny instruments.
Only in DC!
-Jerry? Oh, there you are. -Oh, Elaine Benes.
I’ll pretend I didn’t see that.
Smashville. I spent a month there one night.
MSNBC Do It.
"We should shut down and retool..."
Squirrel?
You've been an enormous help
OK, we’re back
Tijuana. I spent a month there one night.
Staten Island I spent a month there one night
That story stunk worse than these chairs!
I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
What's he here for?
Careful. Hawks and squirrels don't get along together.
...what was that like?
I only buy the white ones.
-I just wanna touch them a little. -I said, no.
Spent a month there one night
As soon as it gets better, it's gonna gnaw my brain out in my sleep.
Well, sounds like things are progressing.
-Again. -Right, right, cankers.
That’s right, she’s a real spuddler
It's the Merv Griffin set.