Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Rick’s Cabaret….I spent a month there one night.

-I want you to come by. -What about my questionable material?

The only gum I liked came with the Mickey Mouse gumball machine.

Lately though, I've been buying the generic brand of wax beans.

The way I remember it, Cain, he was a successful doctor...

Okay, we're back.

Seinfeld Squirrel

George, watch out for those pigeons.

Two animal acts on the same show?

Here's the new copy you wanted.

Doctor, is the squirrel going to live?

We have to talk.

They must be throwing it out.

What a surprise.

So he killed him.

Oh, well, hey, I dated Jerry too. I know what a monster he can be.

Gutfeld talking to Tom Schillue After his weekly Wednesday night show

Now, for those of us who don't know, palantir is what?

-You're like 8 years old. -Georgie.

Oh, yes. I'm sorry, I needed this so quickly.

No, we got a whole new format. Edgy, youthful.

Yeah, me neither.

Stockholm. I spent a month there one night.

Hey. Art Garfunkel?

Do I hear the first 3-1 count bell of the season?

Mares, what is wrong with you?

So when I saw George on the street With an 18-pound turkey and giant box of wine…

I'm sleeping on the couch.

Are you married right now?

-Mr. Peterman, here are these pages-- -One moment.

I'm trice I'm new here

I'll pretend I didn't hear that

Well, the squirrel kept scurrying and the hawk kept clawing.