Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ Chuckling, Sobbing ]
Rupert Murdoch laughed at me so hard my speakerphone almost burst into flames.
No. Well, that's what I'm sayin'.
Oh, did I say, "By color"? I meant to say, "By size."
Lisa, Matthew's the one who's gonna get fired.
But Matthew isn't like the hundreds of other completely incompetent guys out there.
Well, today's the big day. Oh.
- No, we didn't. - Oh, well, then who did?
So it seems like Matthew could do all the reporting himself.
and I think the best thing for this team...
I'm startin' to feel like Jackie Rubinson playing for the Sacramento Bumwads.
I'll wipe that for you, please. Oh, no.
You're very lucky to have found a place where you fit in.
In Albany today, State Assemblyman Bruce Sparks...
Well, I don't know about anybody else here, but I am makin' money--
Thank you. to Bill.
Matthew, I guess, is off doing what Matthew does best--
Are you saying that I-- Yes, I am.
Well, if you're lookin' for a witch, Beth's your woman.
Well, sir, call me naive-- You're naive.