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for when we both have company,
Just keep your chin up.
Now who are you gonna get to watch them?
Right? I can't wait to hear it.
That is the exact definition of bragging.
the basic floor plan for that inevitable scenario.
There's something wrong with Dad.
We're talking about casual sex
Did your ex take everything?
Why do you have to go alone?
I do.
Oh, well, hey.
"Why am I the one that lived?"
You're right. I did.
Nice to meet you.
because that was my credit card.
Thank you.
Uhp. Reinforcements have arrived! Thank God.
I am not obsessing.
that Dr. Grant and I are gonna submit you for.
Hands off, lady.
And used to taking care of someone
Um, okay, so, uh, the kid toothpaste...
Wow, that is...
Yeah. Absolutely.
and I casually mention
Well, I am lucky to have a son-in-law like you.
Roger Shaw.
A year, maybe two.
I will jump on a grenade for you.
Or this is a decent stopping point
N... what about her?
and I know that this might be
Well, that is my all-time favorite place.
Four scotch and sodas, please.
Great.
had kind of ruined their lives.
and I should probably tell you
And maybe a beer.
Hey, can you pick up some nail polish tomorrow?
Hey, seriously, very thankful.
Well, That Is My All-Time Favorite Place.
That clinical trial we talked about...
being around a mother that's so maternal, you know.
You have something on your face.
You didn't have to text me.
Mom just left Dad.
It's a shame I didn't meet you seven months ago.
I mean, tonight.
"There's something wrong with Dad."
I was wrong.
See you, babe! I got the kids!
As soon as they figure out
I mean, you barely know this guy,
The kids are great.