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Not anymore, he's not.
(muffled) No.
For my first birthday, I even asked for an axe rattle.
It was just her baby horn and it fell out.
I'm best friends with Tom, the owner.
Oh, did he? (chuckles evilly)
I was updating the list of all bad guys on earth,
Full grown man in a baby suit. (scoffs)
No. I don't play or go on dates with babies.
Plus, she can be super helpful around the office.
Shh.
I do like kissing an avocado way more than I like kissing a dinosaur.
when I finally heard you were having tryouts.
Shake what your baby gave you.
Sure, I wish for Avocado Soldier to be a gorilla
Oh my God. I'm too late. Axe Cop's dead.
Mmm. Hot coffee.
You don't have to.
Babies are dumb. Next!
(groans) What? What do you want, Axe Cop?