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You don't have to.
No. I don't play or go on dates with babies.
I do like kissing an avocado way more than I like kissing a dinosaur.
I was updating the list of all bad guys on earth,
Oh, did he? (chuckles evilly)
Mmm. Hot coffee.
Full grown man in a baby suit. (scoffs)
I'm best friends with Tom, the owner.
Babies are dumb. Next!
Sure, I wish for Avocado Soldier to be a gorilla
Oh my God. I'm too late. Axe Cop's dead.
Not anymore, he's not.
For my first birthday, I even asked for an axe rattle.
It was just her baby horn and it fell out.
Shh.
when I finally heard you were having tryouts.
(groans) What? What do you want, Axe Cop?
Plus, she can be super helpful around the office.
(muffled) No.
Shake what your baby gave you.