Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna say I found some bullshit online

But you didn't actually see him do it, did you?

to the bird and say, "Did you attack Liam McPoyle?!"

Mr. Meir, I would like you to please talk

that unlike your typical North American barn swallow,

I don't... I don't think we should pursue

My hands tell a story. Of greatness.

My hands tell a story Of greatness

It's like three hands... like eight hands out there. Yeah.

Yeah, Bill, you got to relax, okay? Uncle Jack

Okay, Mr. McDonald,

This is your big day, dude. McPoyle suing Ponderosa?

Your Honor, nothing represents the tragic aftermath

Okay. We have McPoyle v. Ponderosa.

I'm gonna do it. Hey, fat ass, this asshole's short 30 bucks.

I can't wait to crush you people.

The cow that provided the milk for the wedding.

clearly, this witness is mentally unwell

Guys, guys, we're doing the bird theory, all right? All right.

Where is Liam? Well, he actually got pinkeye

I mean, you guys seen Maureen? The woman has gone

Uh, cat. Excuse me?

The point is...

a-and a big fan of black judges,

He spiked it, and then he tried to bribe me.

to it in '76, and we all know

Ah, why can't people just stay out of this?

I believe you're correct, yes.

has a history of violence.

Which means there's no way

Didn't the bailiff ask everyone to remove their hats?

Wh-Why are you on the stand?

I got the bombshell

I will not allow that. Okay, well, so can we just... we'll pop it on the docket?

birds don't drink milk.

you're a bit of an expert on birds, yes?

Hey, you know, I feel like I'm not being utilized properly.

He's a professor of ornithology at the University of Penn.

You can... you can get off my back. Well, don't sass me,