Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I tried to stop you. - It's my own fault.

...to have had soup at home, I would have thought of it?

When I'm lying comatose in a hospital relying on inferior minds to cure me...

Don't you imagine that if there were a way for me...

VapoRub makes my hands smell funny.

I'd like to point out, I voted for orangutan...

For God's sake, Ma, I'm 26 years old.

Yeah, me too. So?

It's right here on the bottom.

- It wasn't on? - No.

Penny, I have an lQ of 187.

I forgot the protocol we put in place after the great ear infection of '06.

- Who's on the phone? - It's Leonard.

Good. From this point forward, you will have to crawl.

Sheldon's at the Cheesecake Factory.

With lime Jell-O?

Abed, it's 3:00 in the morning.

- lt wasn't on? - No.

I don't think Kami's ever coming here again.

Oh, I guess you didn't.

- Here you go, good luck, bye. - Oh, wait, wait.

Leonard I'm sick

- Howard, listen to me. - Hang on. Call waiting.

You're going to leave me?

- No, I don't think so. - Listen, Michael.

All you can say with absolute certainty is that that joke is not funny here.

We'll be your eyes.