Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, I guess you didn't.
At that point, based on the geography of the apartment and the ambulatory speed of a sick person,
I need to measure my fluid intake and output...
I'm going home to write some bad checks.
- I don't think so. - Leonard.
- The living room appears to be empty. - Okay. He must be in his bedroom.
I'm not going in there.
- The living room appears to be empty. - Okay, he must be in his bedroom.
This is a sub-sonic impact sensor.
Good, good.
Leonard.
No, that measuring cup has always been for urine.
For having never been to Nebraska, I'm fairly certain that I have no corn-husking antibodies.
...Homo habilis would've figured out to kill the guy with the runny nose.
I need a growth medium, and someone polished off the apricot yogurt.
Troy and Abed in the Morning. It looks like fans of our show have sat through (500) Days of Summer.
Now a little more.
Five movies, two hours apiece.
Rat Bastard Rat Bastard
Well, my mom used to give me sponge baths.
This is a sub-sonic impact sensor.
When I finally managed to convince her I was sick...
- Why is he calling? - Sheldon's sick.
Come on, I had to. You see what he's like.
Do you think Kami will come here and take care of us?
...it has shifted from clear to milky green.
Okay. It's on.
- You want me to get eye surgery? - Would you rather go back...
- It means go straight. - Then just say go straight.
Okay, it's on.
...you'll have seven seconds to get out, glasses or no glasses.
Erin, I’m sick
Why are you calling at this ungodly hour?
Excuse me, Mr. Grownup.
It's a start.