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Okay. He must be in his bedroom.
If I'm going to get ahead of this, I need to find out what's growing in my throat.
At that point, based on the geography of the apartment and the ambulatory speed of a sick person, you'll have seven seconds to get out of glasses or no glasses.
What does that mean?
When I'm lying comatose in a hospital relying on inferior minds to cure me, these Jell-O cultures and my accompanying notes will give them a fighting chance.
You rat bastard.
It's all right. Wireless minicam and Bluetooth headset.
Now you'll need to get the sensor as close as you can to your brother's room.
...and the result was an internal blitzkrieg...
Okay. Turn right.
Clearly, febrile delirium is setting in.
No. You'll be on your hands and knees.
Thanks for bringing me home.
- What's up? - Yeah, well, I'm at work too.
This is a subsonic impact sensor.
A little more.
Sheldon, don't you think you're overreacting?
Just reset the board.
What are you doing.
I need a growth medium, and someone polished off the apricot yogurt.
That's it. Now just keep true.
...but you didn't have 10 seconds to make one that said, "Urine cup"?
Wait. How do I carry it if I'm on my hands and knees?
Little more.
When I'm lying, toast in a hospital relying on inferiomr minds to cure me, these Jell-O cultures and my accompanying notes will give them a fighting chance.
I'm not going in there.
this device will register it and send a signal to the laptop.