Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Friday. Was that morning or afternoon?
...you damn dirty ape.
Mavis, it's 2:00 in the morning.
No. You'll be on your hands and knees.
He's home. I'm screwed.
Yes.
I guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
This is what I need to know.
Can you please come get him?
You're Watching The Big Bang Theory On DirecTV
- Raj? - No way, Jose.
Wireless minicamera and Bluetooth headset.
Michael, if I'm going to get ahead of this thing, I need you to find out what's growing in my throat.
And it was an aluminum house.
...before the gorillas whip the crap out of Charlton Heston.
This is, but you are not.
- Studying abroad? - No, visiting professor.
Because you didn't keep true.
- You're doomed. - Shh!
Okay, nice and cozy.
You see?
Good. From this point forward, you will have to crawl.