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- Make your depth 1-2-5 feet. - 1-2-5, aye.
go ahead sir, try it now
- Then I'm in trouble. - This is entirely of your own making.
100 yards and closing, sir. Two minutes to contact.
I was wondering how much longer you would have waited before doing it right.
in direct violation of orders from Admiral Graham.
I wouldn't recommend the tattoo.
Air, ship, ocean floor sensors. They got everything on.
By a strange coincidence you do, sir.
However, I can tell you this.
(sinister chuckle)
How about that Mont SWD?
How about that Mont SWD? The only thing holding her together, are the bird droppings, sir.
- Next. - Hey, get your hands off of me!
It still tastes
(klaxon)
Conn, Sonar. I believe I hear.... New Kids on The Block????
Sonar, play me a dirge, matey.
That wasn't so bad, was it, Lieutenant?
to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment
That's cute. But it's on now.
Squeaking from the freakin' Oinking from the boinking
# Cos you, you nutsy chick, you broad
But each week they're fewer because they're selling them off like hot cakes
You heard the captain. Back on the boat!
Somebody needs to sew his ass shut.
This is just in from COMSUBLANT.
(Louie, Louie continues)
- All the way up there, sir? - Yes.
Just been pinged, big-time!!!
And though we are dead, our fish are on their way to the naval station dummy ship.
I'm a Lance Jack Now Oh My God. I NO LONGER out rank you
- Relinquish command. - Yes, sir.
Now you're mine, maggot. Watch that last step.
i love tHIS JOB!
because I will have their liquor license nailed to my office door.
Looks like nothing but a fishing trawler.
As a matter of fact, there she is right now.
We'll be more than ready, sir.
Someone needs to sew John William Burris's Ass shut
(disapproving murmurs)
I will simply remind the selection board of one irrefutable fact
It's not over yet, sir. Lt Lake is here.
Watch your language, Dodge. You know how I hate that.
I'm afraid you leave me no choice but to relocate you.
Listen to this.
The only you ever been chauffeured around in is a paddy wagon.
All planes on full dive.
Let me guess. Our electrician.
That didn't take long. This could be the shortest command stint in history.