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Squeakin’ from the freakin’ oinking from the boinkin’
Recent comments By the Trump legal team
- Shit. - Passing 120.
IT'S WORKIN' LIKE A SWISS... CAR
- Well, how do you like your boat? - It's a complete piece of...
This is the third time Tom Dodge has come up for command.
Congratulations.
It still tastes like creamed corn. Except it's deviled ham!
to countries like Iran, Iraq and Libya, to name a few.
Well, most of the admiralty, they would agree with you.
- Bring me to single-ping range. - That'll give away our position.
Catch us if you can.
Yes, sir.
Shall I go active?
(snores)
Including this one. Does that answer your question?
Mr Pascal, let's go to Charleston harbour and blow something up.
When you are the only mobile unit on duty for the county
Buckman!
I just hope they have one in turquoise. Thank you!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have fulfilled every requirement of this mission except one.
Seal.
I'd better go see if any of the other rooms are still tilted.
- Do you come with a volume control? - Sir?
Thank you for seeing me on such short notice, Admiral Winslow.
No disrespect to the USS Rustoleum here, but I'd be better off in the Merrimack.
- Yeah! - Damn it to hell.
There is physical evidence that as an ensign Dodge became so physically intoxicated
He ignored a direct order.
Uh, unless this is yours.
- Hang with me, Jackson. - Tight on it.
Had a nice young couple alongside two or three hours ago.
Your chef Anchors away
Sir, I believe this is crush depth for this particular boat.
Hello, Admiral Graham. Called to congratulate me?
- Your thing. - What thing?
There was nobody near you but the mascot, and he could have made that lay-up.
180 and closing, sir.
- Make your depth 6-2 feet. - 6-2, aye.
- Pay up. - (Dodge) Well done.
Bearing 2-6-4. Range 8-5-0.
Perfect. We just chased down a boatload of beered-up fishermen.
punishable by one month in the brig. I'm ready to go, sir.
Oh. How would you know that?
- Permission to speak freely, sir. - Granted.
Crew, halt.
What exactly is this tattoo I keep hearing about?
Have all surface ships begin their sonar search.
Retards and Assholes
Yes. It's his mother's name.
- Maybe one-and-a-half, sir. - Be quiet, Lake, or do it yourself.
Oh, no. Great ears, sir. Watch what you say around him.
Eternal ocean from which we came, receive Lt Martin Pascal.
That would have been unethical, sir. I'm only out to screw myself.
Come on. Get back to bed!
Come on, guys, let's work on this one.
PREPARE FOR DIVE!
I'm a detriment to the entire operation. A total morale-crusher.
Except it's devilled ham!
Small, but... filthy.
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It's okay!
Live to fight another day, Captain Poon.
And I know it will make things hard on all of us.
Carry on.
Shoot.
for a series of war games.
Stairway To Heaven.
I would not be in line for such a promotion without the help of my present crew.
Basically....
Dismissed!