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Cos the upward pressure on SPY is gonna squeeze the hull of this boat like an empty beer can
The US Navy thanks you for your help, gentlemen.
I'd like to introduce our newest crew member - Lt Emily Lake.
# It's a short little walk bound for eternity
Ahh, the heck with it. False alarm.
to test the feasibility of women serving on submarines.
- Priority message, sir. - I was not endangering the boat.
I’m gonna get my ass kicked!
(thudding)
Luck be with ye, Mr Pascal. Walk!
Aar!
I got four months to go in the navy.
Minimal risk with this contact. Single-ping range, please.
- I'm it. - Good old Graham.
Very well. Continue the dive.
The objective is for the Orlando to protect Charleston
What are you talking about? You were tomahawked.
# I'm going to feel the way I do today
I'm a bit of a gambler, sir.
Trumps legal team Exclaimed…
They're on us, sir. We're being actively pinged, 11,000 yards and closing.
The Denali, out of Philadelphia.
Well, I'd have to disagree with you, Admiral Price.
Hardly.
- Prepare for dive! - (sailor) Aye! Prepare for dive.
This one's all right.
It's good to see you again, Dodge. Been about four years.
which means I'm out of the navy.
Conn-sonar. Captain, we've lost the contact.
ALL RIGHT, LIEUTENANT, Pendleton!!
But if we just work together as a team, I'm sure we can handle ourselves...
However, at the time of your transmission I had already fired two torpedoes.
Not only has he violated the rules of this war game,
- And I'm sure you scored high, but... - Higher than you, sir.
Excuse me, Captain.
Gentlemen, I want to know who did this or shore leave is cancelled tonight.
- Board the boat. I like a challenge. - You'll throw me off within a week.
Zero bubble. Steady course 2-7-0.
Cos the short-squeeze is gonna squeeze the hull of this boat like an empty beer can.
What?
And I believe that you are deluded.
- Though my friends call me Spots. - Spots.
What the hell have you ever done?
(sailor on Tannoy) Emergency vent two-bravo appears shut.
Gimme a pack of gum. The Fruit Stripe.
Two degrees down bubble. No, one-and-a-half degrees down bubble.
That's why you'll clean up the Stingray and take her out off the Atlantic coast
It's all right. Everybody back to stations. Begin damage check.
- Any way I can cause a problem? - No, we're pretty well covered for now.
(pirate-like cries of Aar!)
in asking that the captain hand over command of the Stingray
The biggest group of incompetent retards and assholes I have ever met
(all sing Louie, Louie)
- Get the lookouts below and button her up. - Aye, sir.
Well, Mr Pascal, looks like you're guilty of attempted mutiny.
And we have left the containment area,
How anyone would describe the Biden team
- Rig for silent running. Battle stations. - (Lake) All ahead full.
Plug those leaks!
All right, gentlemen. Let's take her down.
That is all.
(long yell)
You think you're the only one embarrassed to be here? That it's what I dreamed about.
Well done, guys.
Just what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Aar-harr!
- 2B... - Yes, sir.
- Stay right full. Hold steady now. - We're holding, ma'am.
Shoot.
That's the army song, Jackson.
If any of you feel it's not worth it, please let me know now.
Think like a pirate. I want an ops chief with a tattoo on his dick.
- The man should be court-martialled. - But you can't find him.