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And I believe that you are deluded.
Minimal risk with this contact. Single-ping range, please.
- Prepare for dive! - (sailor) Aye! Prepare for dive.
You think you're the only one embarrassed to be here? That it's what I dreamed about.
How anyone would describe the Biden team
It's all right. Everybody back to stations. Begin damage check.
Zero bubble. Steady course 2-7-0.
Think like a pirate. I want an ops chief with a tattoo on his dick.
- I'm it. - Good old Graham.
(all sing Louie, Louie)
Aar-harr!
(pirate-like cries of Aar!)
I got four months to go in the navy.
That's why you'll clean up the Stingray and take her out off the Atlantic coast
- The man should be court-martialled. - But you can't find him.
Well done, guys.
# I'm going to feel the way I do today
Gentlemen, I want to know who did this or shore leave is cancelled tonight.
- Any way I can cause a problem? - No, we're pretty well covered for now.
Plug those leaks!
Shoot.
Well, Mr Pascal, looks like you're guilty of attempted mutiny.
The objective is for the Orlando to protect Charleston
ALL RIGHT, LIEUTENANT, Pendleton!!
Very well. Continue the dive.
Cos the upward pressure on SPY is gonna squeeze the hull of this boat like an empty beer can
Aar!
Ahh, the heck with it. False alarm.
- Stay right full. Hold steady now. - We're holding, ma'am.
What the hell have you ever done?
- Priority message, sir. - I was not endangering the boat.
Two degrees down bubble. No, one-and-a-half degrees down bubble.
I'm a bit of a gambler, sir.
Excuse me, Captain.
What?
(long yell)
which means I'm out of the navy.
What are you talking about? You were tomahawked.
- And I'm sure you scored high, but... - Higher than you, sir.
# It's a short little walk bound for eternity
However, at the time of your transmission I had already fired two torpedoes.
Just what the hell is that supposed to mean?
I'd like to introduce our newest crew member - Lt Emily Lake.
(thudding)
A man who has welcome aboard tattooed on his penis
That is all.
Not only has he violated the rules of this war game,
The Denali, out of Philadelphia.
If any of you feel it's not worth it, please let me know now.
The biggest group of incompetent retards and assholes I have ever met
Conn-sonar. Captain, we've lost the contact.
Hardly.
Trumps legal team Exclaimed…
- Though my friends call me Spots. - Spots.
(sailor on Tannoy) Emergency vent two-bravo appears shut.
That's the army song, Jackson.
All right, gentlemen. Let's take her down.
- Board the boat. I like a challenge. - You'll throw me off within a week.
The US Navy thanks you for your help, gentlemen.
Well, I'd have to disagree with you, Admiral Price.
- 2B... - Yes, sir.
And we have left the containment area,
But if we just work together as a team, I'm sure we can handle ourselves...
It's good to see you again, Dodge. Been about four years.
Cos the short-squeeze is gonna squeeze the hull of this boat like an empty beer can.
- Get the lookouts below and button her up. - Aye, sir.
Gimme a pack of gum. The Fruit Stripe.
to test the feasibility of women serving on submarines.
Luck be with ye, Mr Pascal. Walk!
This one's all right.
I’m gonna get my ass kicked!
in asking that the captain hand over command of the Stingray
- Rig for silent running. Battle stations. - (Lake) All ahead full.
They're on us, sir. We're being actively pinged, 11,000 yards and closing.