Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dodge's fitness report also presents a man who three years ago

- Make that two-and-half degrees. - Two-and-a-half degrees, aye.

(Buckman) You sure her clothes are in there?

Well, if it's a cold morning, sir, you might...

Oh, good. Our chaplain has arrived.

Contact is breaking off, sir. Leaving the area fast and noisy.

- Running lights? - Turn 'em on!

Permission to enter, Lt Lake.

Now, keep an eye on the string.

It's a rustbucket. It's a shitbox!

That's 25. Chew it silently.

We have a faint echo, Captain. 15,000 yards at three-four-niner.

When you get a serious green haze... and realize it’s your dog

I'm not happy with this boat, sir.

- Prepare to rig for dive! - Aye, rig for dive.

When your wife thinks you can't hear it.

Well, sometimes a captain must take unilateral action.

Engine Man, First Class, Brad Stepanak!

- The tanker, sir? - We're going to use it as a hat.

All right, gentlemen! Let’s kick this pig!

- We'll work on that, sir. - You do that, Commander.

a terrorist intent on getting a nuclear warhead into a harbour?

We didn't have clotheslines. We had those dryer things with the window on the front.

- Anything unusual up there? - Just fishing boats. Weather's gotten bad.

It's to remind me what I'll be driving next year instead of this.

She's going to be our diving officer.

What's the surface traffic like?

This is what I live for! DBF.

Thank you, sir. But I can take care of myself.

Make your depth 5-0-0 feet, seven degree down bubble.

Watch your drift here. Strong crosscurrents.

" Lew switch to channel 3, try it now" SCO patching L/L before flight quarters.

I never saw this shit on the recruiting poster.

Hey, Karl. Ain't that one of my chickens?

- Balao class, refitted 1958. - Balao class? But that's a diesel sub.

that seems to sum up Dodge's character.

Yes, sir. Seaman Stanley Sylvesterson, sir!

You Should be more Careful, Sir. Remember, When You Rush, That's When Accidents Happen.

I didn't say that!

I want a man with a Nazi tattoo on his dick.

- Notjust yet. - They'll find us in no time like this.

This crew is the most incompetent bunch of retards and assholes in naval history.

- Cool. Did we hit an iceberg? - Off the coast of Virginia?

Let me rephrase that. It's going to make things difficult on all of us as well.

Big Jimmy, a guy I owed money to, had one.

Does he mean underwater?

(sailor) Go, boys!

Passing 300 feet.

Make normal one-third turns. Come right at 3-4-6.

You're the only one who can timmeh I'm just guessing here!

to test the feasibility of women serving on submarines

You forgot like an idiot, because you're stocking the pantry like an idiot.

Somebody find Clark and launch him out a torpedo tube

Hang on, RJ. You're not getting out of it that easy. Now get your butt up there.

Rig for silent running

Ain't that one of my chickens? No, it's a parrot.

Are we really going to blow something up, sir?

Down periscope. Emergency deep.

One-and-a-half down bubble. All ahead full.

Don't you dare tell me that.

I'm a dedicated pain in the butt, sir.

Now, gentlemen, now! Let's go. Like it already happened.

Sonar originally classified this contact as a possible submarine.

I'd like to think so.

- I was trained to command a nuclear boat. - Are you refusing to take command?

It's the crew from hell.

- 1100 yards to target and closing. - Ha-cha-cha!

- What the hell are you doing? - Stocking the pantry, sir.

Jesus, Buckman. This stuff's been on the Stingray since Korea.

Lt Commander Tom Dodge.

(series of commands)

I'm sorry, sir, but we've lost her. Nothing out there but commercial traffic.