Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, Dodge, for the rest of this exercise, there's been a reconfiguration.
- Goes under the name Sonar. - Welcome aboard, Sonar.
Do you think we could catch and kill a bogie like that in time?
If you're good enough to evade further pursuit,
# Be all that you can be
Ain't that one of my chickens?? No it's a parrot.
You have your orders, Captain. Do you read me?
(klaxon)
- Thank you, sir. It's nice to be noticed. - Oh, get out.
They've been handpicked... by me.
Look, I hate to disappoint you, but I may have had some other things going for me.
- Since when were rules important to you, sir? - You watch yourself, Dodge.
If we aimed them right, any kills should be visible in your scope.
- Three degrees down bubble. - Three degrees, aye.
Ready for Deep Dive!
Come in.
Very well, then.
I'm afraid you're headed straight for an ulcer if you can't ease up a little bit.
brushed against a Russian missile sub just off Murmansk.
(loud thud)
Sir?
Get the Stingray. Give them the coordinates.
I get it. Please, don't take off your clothes.
- Captain, this is way over my head. - Just focus on your procedures.
- Setting terms now? - No, sir.
When you get a week's holiday and there are Class 37's in Anglia
Well, thank you, Captain.
Well, that's impossible. They must be confusing you with Emilio Lake.
- What are you doing? - Whisky thins down the mix.
I know. You were fouled.
Sir...
Well, it's a long story.
- Sir, we have 12 degrees tilt starboard. - Check all emergency vents open.
What's the matter, sir?
What?
Convergint Technologies Service Specialist at its finest
- Marty. - What?!
This crew is the most incompetent bunch of Regards and assholes in Naval history.
Chin up, Lake, it wasn't your fault.
- OK, I'll take it, Lieutenant. - Thank you, Captain.
"I'm A Detriment To The Entire Operation. A Total Morale-Crusher."
- Bump it up to full. - Keep your trim.
Welcome aboard, sir.
Sir, sonar contact is breaking up. We're having some trouble tracking them.
Captain, maybe we're taking on water.
It must be a whale. It's moving around.
RJ, I want you to climb the periscope and put that lamp up on top of it.
You'll hang for this. Stop or you'll all hang.
It's getting tough to hold on in this wash. I must be right behind a prop.
Hey, this is the navy. Don't call me sweetheart.
However, if any of you would like to support Pascal, you may speak up now
He's impulsive. He's often undisciplined, even reckless at times.
(# sings In The Navy)
John William Burris
- To command your own submarine. - That's not funny.
# Yo-ho and blow the man down
- Anything else? - Not yet.
Summer Cruise Goals
We are not running silent. Listen up.
- All you have to do is quit. - My old man won't let me.
No, it's OK.
(metal buckling)
Isn't that one of my chickens? No, it's a parrot.
Nobody talks about brave men in their proud simulators.
Uh, no.
Aye-aye, sir.
Gimme the money. Pay it up. 50 bucks. Ulysses S Grant.
- I could have you put on report. - Pfft! Be my guest.
Just a little water.
- Nitro, hi. - Interesting nickname.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I believe you, sir.
- You're sure? - Oh, yeah. A quarter and two dimes.
- I'm in line for a third star. - Oh, my God. I'll no longer outrank you.
What?