Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, now you're shitting on me because I do commercials?

and they were drinking and dancing and having fun,

and she went crazy, and she beat his bumps.

I used the pasta maker.

I can make a mess.

I'm gonna hold a plank pose-- ah-- for 30 seconds.

Different culture?

-You squeeze it from the top? -Yeah.

That's like the kind of tone people use when they've decided

Hey, so I picked us up a little treat

Yeah, six months would have been pretty intense.

I have an idea.

Yeah, you love eating pasta so much,

Because we used to have, like, crazy, amazing sex all the time.

You're such a big part of my life.

Damn, that's not a lot of juice for all that squeezing I did.

What's her name?

[laughing] Wait, why do we need this?

and they're like, "Oh, great.

You are, but, um,

Don't be fucking silly.

for, like, six months.

you have to have...

Yeah, there we go.

The guy at the store said it was their best-selling thing.

It's called Meet the Parents.

So they know I live with you?

[sighs] Okay, why don't we just go return it

That's like when someone's like,

and they had to go get the magic potion