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and she went crazy, and she beat his bumps.
and they were drinking and dancing and having fun,
I'm gonna hold a plank pose-- ah-- for 30 seconds.
Because we used to have, like, crazy, amazing sex all the time.
Damn, that's not a lot of juice for all that squeezing I did.
Hey.
[sighs] Okay, why don't we just go return it
Sorry.
Oh, now you're shitting on me because I do commercials?
and they had to go get the magic potion
It's called Meet the Parents.
Different culture?
-Hello. -Hey.
What's her name?
Hey, so I picked us up a little treat
Yeah, you love eating pasta so much,
Don't be fucking silly.
Yeah, six months would have been pretty intense.
You're such a big part of my life.
Yeah, there we go.
What?
The guy at the store said it was their best-selling thing.
I have an idea.
and they're like, "Oh, great.
I used the pasta maker.
You are, but, um,
for, like, six months.
-You squeeze it from the top? -Yeah.
So they know I live with you?
[laughing] Wait, why do we need this?
you have to have...
That's like the kind of tone people use when they've decided
Ah!
I can make a mess.
That's like when someone's like,
All right.