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-Hello. -Hey.
Yeah, six months would have been pretty intense.
That's like when someone's like,
you have to have...
All right.
Hey.
[laughing] Wait, why do we need this?
I'm gonna hold a plank pose-- ah-- for 30 seconds.
Ah!
Sorry.
It's called Meet the Parents.
Different culture?
Hey, so I picked us up a little treat
Damn, that's not a lot of juice for all that squeezing I did.
Don't be fucking silly.
You are, but, um,
and they're like, "Oh, great.
That's like the kind of tone people use when they've decided
Because we used to have, like, crazy, amazing sex all the time.
I have an idea.
-You squeeze it from the top? -Yeah.
and they had to go get the magic potion
and they were drinking and dancing and having fun,
and she went crazy, and she beat his bumps.
Oh, now you're shitting on me because I do commercials?
What's her name?
What?
The guy at the store said it was their best-selling thing.
So they know I live with you?
I used the pasta maker.
for, like, six months.
I can make a mess.
You're such a big part of my life.
Yeah, you love eating pasta so much,
Yeah, there we go.
[sighs] Okay, why don't we just go return it