Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna hold a plank pose-- ah-- for 30 seconds.

for, like, six months.

Because we used to have, like, crazy, amazing sex all the time.

Yeah, you love eating pasta so much,

Hey, so I picked us up a little treat

I can make a mess.

and she went crazy, and she beat his bumps.

you have to have...

I have an idea.

You are, but, um,

Different culture?

Oh, now you're shitting on me because I do commercials?

and they're like, "Oh, great.

What's her name?

That's like the kind of tone people use when they've decided

[sighs] Okay, why don't we just go return it

It's called Meet the Parents.

That's like when someone's like,

Damn, that's not a lot of juice for all that squeezing I did.

and they were drinking and dancing and having fun,

[laughing] Wait, why do we need this?

Don't be fucking silly.

Yeah, there we go.

You're such a big part of my life.

I used the pasta maker.

and they had to go get the magic potion

Yeah, six months would have been pretty intense.

-You squeeze it from the top? -Yeah.

So they know I live with you?

The guy at the store said it was their best-selling thing.