Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I guess you don't want that housewarming present
What's going on?
[gasps and grunts]
I don't move to Chicago for six months
That's how cool guys fuck.
Great. Well, now I'm liberated from back pain.
Your place?
but what am I supposed to do?
and go pick something out together?
I'm kind of tired.
and they really love the kingdom they built together.
Come on.
Wow, that's a long time.
Did they live happily ever after?
I'm in.
which actually worked out for the best,
Beatrice and Charlemagne?
No, I just squeeze from the top,
and make sure this is something you want to do.
Do you want me to call them right now?
and one day,
Do you want to fuck me on that chair?
but making fresh pasta is a little intimidating.
Having a clean apartment, whew,
that I know you don't really care about.
Uh, I do commercials for, like, three days
Hey, I have an idea.
[sighs] I don't know.
What's the one?
I'll be your maid.
at a different angle is gonna solve anything?
It's just a pillow.
How about you stop rubbing your eye every time you shove your junk in me?
But sometimes you have to pay your dues