Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Having a clean apartment, whew,

Do you want to fuck me on that chair?

Wow, that's a long time.

[gasps and grunts]

and make sure this is something you want to do.

which actually worked out for the best,

and go pick something out together?

Do you want me to call them right now?

I'll be your maid.

No, I just squeeze from the top,

I don't move to Chicago for six months

How about you stop rubbing your eye every time you shove your junk in me?

Great. Well, now I'm liberated from back pain.

But sometimes you have to pay your dues

Hey, I have an idea.

What's going on?

What's the one?

at a different angle is gonna solve anything?

Did they live happily ever after?

[sighs] I don't know.

That's how cool guys fuck.

that I know you don't really care about.

but what am I supposed to do?

I guess you don't want that housewarming present

Beatrice and Charlemagne?

Uh, I do commercials for, like, three days

and they really love the kingdom they built together.

but making fresh pasta is a little intimidating.

It's just a pillow.

I'm kind of tired.