Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I... I don't know what happened.

I've got to leave my outgoing message.

of the one name you'll be blurtin'

I am this close to becoming

In other news, after lots of high financial...

I'm well aware of that, Kenneth.

And we're not leaving until we're heard.

Now I gotta pray for a marathon.

Because as Braveheart said,

Why would I even say that?

because I'm just hearing about it.

and inbred virgin."

And now, I am headed home for a "nooner,"

"For a complete catalog of our lighting products,

Got to keep daddy's special sleepy-place clean.

but you constantly do stupid things.

I'll probably love him.

Liz Lemon, did you just call me an idiot on this TV?

Lemon, obviously I can't approve of someone

Okay, I am a human being, sir.

And who knows what we've done to Pete.

stronger trash bags with less plastic.

Promise. With two "s"s.

Are you as turned on as I am right now?

Remember when I offended stubborn people?

Hmm. this guy might suck

Really? So I won?

"If broken, remove all people and pets from the room"?