Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is Friday night at a fast food joint t

Say hello to my state-appointed inspirational social worker, Vern.

But where are those good old-fashioned values

Okay, here we go. "What color is a fire truck?"

Hello, Mrs. Griffin, it's your neighbor, Quagmire

Yeah, easy for me. Good night, morons.

Sylveon: Guilty! Thank you for saying guilty at Steve, Eeveelutions. I'm Eevee. And Steve will be sending to jail for 30 months. And there’s Mollie the Macaw is playing tag at him.

So, in international news, no luck yet finding Osama bin Laden.

Mohamed be like

Don't point at me, you jackass!

Peter, according to this, you're not a genius.

I think that was the Council of Trent.

#whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa #giggity giggity giggity #ooh yeah #watch this

Like something could happen...

Are you kidding? You're a monster.

I can't believe they took the kids away.

Oh, oh, oh, I'm a tumor

I agree as well. Shallow and pedantic.

And they paid their tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

Hey, sir! Sir, you see those keys there? Sir!

I just found out I'm retarded.

what do you think was in that horn?

Yeah, I'll have a... Is this thing on?

This is ridiculous.

No, no, no, it's this.

This is even better than that time I met Timer the Cheese Guy.

Mindless chatter, is what it is.

What, so that's it, Peter? You're just giving up?

YEAH! IN YOUR F*CKING FACE F*CKWAD!!!