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- Mmm, I think I'm gonna have lunch now.
- Yes, you did.
They send out here all the time.
Uh, my name is deputy-- I like saying that--
Dupree.
- Yes! - Gimme 5!
- Travis? - Oh, shit!
- Set the beer down, get on the ground.
Last night I decided who our new deputy would be.
You're gonna have to give up.
- Top of your class.
Oh!
Got called up, so he's going to tikrit and, uh,
- ...Is, uh, going on to do ultimate fighting
When they switched jan.
When they brought in the little cute little girl thing.
- Oh! Get away from me!
- Yeah.
- No, she doesn't, really.
- Sheriff's department!
All right, dupree, go get the gun belts.
- Like blue-black. Purple-black. Yeah.
- We need your home address.
POV: You just walked into #APIC24
- "I got him." - beginner's luck.
If we're giving italians guns
I don't want anybody to feel threatened
- You know why we're here, don't you?
It's important to me.
Unprofessional, but if he was a grape,
A crossbow, frisbee!
Has completed 18 weeks of sheriff's academy training.
- Yeah.
- I don't know who she is,
[siren]
That turns something,
[sound of punching]
- Got him!