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Cyril, goddamn it, you're smothering Lana.
- So I'm a little late. - A lot late.
I want to leave, please. Right now.
Oh, damn it, that was the guy in charge of the chocolate fountain.
I forgot to spend the balance in my goddamn flex account
- Archer, it's me. - Cyril? Hey, I can't really talk right now.
and parting her moist lips...
Not that. Kolya, my people need help.
And, Cyril, ignore her.
What? I said "worst-case."
which hopefully explains my shock at finding myself...
Hey, I'm helping Cyril. Text her again.
- First of all... - Nikolai, look, they're alive.
Why, would you be into that? Just curious.
Are you still here?
Well, too bad. Because guess what.
- Are you date-of-employment, or...? - Calendar-year!
It would be nice to know what kind of danger I'm facing.
- Heh. Like you'd know. - Or choked, in your case.
Topper Bottoms
You really need to relax.
and then... yeah! Oh, yeah!
Kolya, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
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