Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That would have been crazy.

- What? - There's no thrill.

- I got a nose strip on my face. - Leave.

And for once in my life, I'm gonna spend some time with my birds.

All right, just get in there, man.

Tonight is all about what Little Jess wants.

So you weren't expecting a girls' night, were you?

She can't afford to move out. She doesn't work.

I'm not a web creator.

Freak by John Leguizamo, any scripts from the first season of Vampire Diaries.

But I went full out with the cheesy Valentine's Day stuff.

Are we hanging out? That's awesome.

I just told him a story about when I got arrested in Mexico.

- I'm sorry. - No, no, no.

You okay? Lady?

and also kind of hot.

Yeah, but the second half of that story is...

I wanna try a one-night stand.

Let me guess, your bike broke down. Fixed-gear, single-speed.

He's literally the most boring person I've ever met.

That redhead? I thought you totally had that.

For two years, I had her number in my phone as "Shretty."

One of the tacos had extra cheese, and the other one had avocados.

He's right on this one. Sorry.