Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, all of you, get out of here.

All right, can you stop?

You can't go on a first date on Valentine's Day.

Because I'm feeling pretty twirly.

Like a Dominican teenager playing Little League.

Hey, Confucius say, "You work for me."

- Now I gotta do all this stuff. - I know. I'm sorry.

I mean, despite the age difference, I would just take that to Pound Town.

It's about rich white people remodeling their kitchen.

- I don't wanna do this. - Don't. Not tonight.

Well, I got my heart broken.

Don't over-think it.

So how did you get that far into law school and then drop out?

- Okay. What was that? - I don't wanna be a lawyer.

God help you if you get sucked into a brunch.

Having sex with him, it's gonna be missionary with a lot of eye contact.

A normal man can go maybe three times in a night...

I'm sorry, I don't know who's smelling what tonight.

But I'll tell you what, I would still hit that.

Point is, I looked around at my life...

What about lunch, man?

We are actually gonna meet up later because he's got a little surprise for me.

Oh, that's in process.