Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

until after you got knocked up and were stuck with me.

how I went broke and started working for somebody else my whole life.

Where's what's-his-name?

Look what I found under a pile of depositions.

Let's go, Kyle.

You don't remember? Valentine's Day 2008?

But seriously, Tia, you don't want a man who has fancier underpants than you.

and a little racist. So you'll watch Jess?

- Nick convinced me I can't waste life stapling. - I never said anything like that, Julia.

You wanna have the fanciest drawers in the relationship. Boom.

- Yes. - Heck, yeah! I'll get you!

- Oh, could you hold on one second? - Yeah. Sure.

somewhere in your recycling bin. - Okay.

- Yeah, I know I did. - That's okay.

Ugh, couples. Ew. Hiss.

in an alt-country-ska band. - Sure.

- Hundy pack, so... - A hundred condoms?

Yes. I have no emotional connection to him at all.

- Whoo, whoo. - I'll see you guys later.

You smell good.

and I realized that I didn't wanna work for somebody else my whole life.

I want them to know I moved during the copy...

- This guy is like a magician. - How does it feel, Oliver?

Well, I guess it's time to take that Chinese head...

- Get out. - Like there's a real difference?

- What'd you do last year? - Uh, I was fighting with Caroline.

You are not gonna believe the stupid thing I almost did last night.