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What?!
Oh, sweetie.
but that turkey's the jivest.
Now the earth will be destroyed after the 13th baktun.
I don't exist?!
Uh-uh. School night.
are you interested in women?
And look! I got money to take you for pizza!
Whoo-hoo!
And it will be trump's fault!
Money
You were playing with my doll! I can't believe you would walk into my room game my doll take it back I to your room put it on your stinky slimy machines and then your
And I have to ask, has anyone seen the cat?
Well, if we put our heads together,
Don't worry. We got a guy here we really been fattening up.
while our doomed civilization is still flourishing here.
Oops
Our favorite food is your banana peel.
Welcome, trans- dimensional visitors.
Treasures? Gifts? You've got it all wrong.
It's some kid's first time.
Eh, eh.
Rude Dude with a Bad 'Tude.
Whee...!
- You're looking at him. - You're an idiot.
I got to ask, what happened?
your Presidents' Day Mattress Blowout insert.