Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

l know the feeling!

and spit on the floor.

Coach, why did you find it inspiring if you got the piano fixed?

- What you writing, Slats? - My thoughts.

Sometimes people say things that strike me as snippets of Americana.

Kevin, it's our pleasure.

l want natural poetry, OK?

that l would meet a monk and a doughboy?

- OK, Norm, pay up. - Whaddaya say?

Wait. Wait a second...

First, l'd like to make a public apology

Fine! l don't want to be in that stupid, pretentious book, anyway.

Gee, Diane, that piano's been busted for what, twenty years?

Kevin, you realise what this means?

When l played baseball, l was quoted all the time.

Kevin, speaking as a woman,

You mean things said by customers, employees?

- Sam, any of my squad check in? - Not yet, Buzz.

The fightin' Double Deuce is on the loose!

Good night, Kev!

Sam, there are a lot of people in this book just as dumb as you are.