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Sure. Be glad to.
l want spontaneous statements. You've been trying too hard.
Sam, l want a drink only men drink, something that makes women sick.
Can l have your attention?
No. He's back there alone, throwing darts.
and l'm not one. But you are.
No, sir.
That's good, that's really good.
You've been writing some pretty stupid stuff in it.
You know, Sam, that Kevin'll make a great monk. He's got a good attitude.
l know l'm a novice drinker, but l've only had one since l got here.
l'll give you some more coffee.
Reporters hung around, waiting for me to say something intelligent.
Sorry, Diane.
- Want a beer, Norm? - Does a rag doll have cloth knobs?
l know just what she means. l once had a religious experience
Smite me again, barkeep!