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to the young lady l insulted earlier. l lost my head.
That would explain all the blank pages.
Yeah.
- He's been at it an hour and a half. - Poor guy.
Use the jukebox. lt doesn't work either, but it's only a dime.
Yes. He's a very attractive fellow.
- Sam, did you get that piano fixed? - No, l didn't... Did you?
- Where's the rest of my outfit? - What you got on looks silly enough.
lt is clear now l am not fit for the monastery.
Why, thanks.
Kevin, sit down for a second.
A remark a customer dropped just a moment ago.
l'm writing during the odd moments of the job, much as Jack London did.
l've been drinking all evening. Now l have something to say.
Yeah, l served in the navy, Buzz. ln Pensacola.
Here's a little-known fact. Most of you probably assume
Second, may l thank you all for helping me see the light.
Was he a bad waitress, too?
''...someone.''
and when the others walk in, he yells out,
Wow! l'm 85. What's your excuse?
l helped you. l fought the Kaiser when your daddy was in diapers.
Sammy, why keep something that doesn't work?
l'm not ready for the lampshade yet.
Lafayette, we are here!
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